You Will Scream As You Watch This Porsche 356 Get Pushed Into a Canal By a Clueless Driver

An inattentive van driver backing into a parking spot sent this lovely Porsche Speedster flying into the water, and it's all caught on video.

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As far as parking lot mishaps go, this is about as bad as it gets. The driver of this rental van just bonked a beautiful little Porsche into a canal. It's so swift, so perfectly aligned, it's almost hilarious. Until you put yourself in the shoes of the Porsche owner.

This groaner of a clip comes to us by way of , a London-based book company that calls itself "the world's first crowdfunding publisher." The company tweeted photos of the poor Porsche in the drink this morning:

Meanwhile, on the canal by Unbound HQ...

— Unbound (@unbounders)

The folks at Unbound sure know how to spin a story. A few minutes later came an update:

Update: the car is still in the canal. Appears to be slowly sinking.

— Unbound (@unbounders)

Eventually, the car was removed, though it was looking a little worse for wear after its bath:

Update: the car is out of the canal and looks very forlorn.

— Unbound (@unbounders)

Then came the big reveal: Unbound had gotten security camera footage of the incident as it happened:

Readers, what would you say if we said we miiiight have obtained the CCTV footage of The Incident?

— Unbound (@unbounders)

Wanna see what happened? Unbound's neighbors, a coffee shop called , caught footage of the incident as it unfolded. Warning: There's some adult language in this video clip.

OK, here it is. Enjoy!

Video via our on-site coffee shop, Pedlar. ()

— Unbound (@unbounders)

Oof. It seems like the van driver couldn't see the tiny Porsche in their mirrors, and assumed the parking spot was empty. Perhaps they had their mirrors adjusted too high to catch the roofline of the low-slung 356. Perhaps they were just distracted. Either way, it's almost comical watching that van—which appears to be from European rental agency Sixt—punting the poor Porsche into the waterway.

Thankfully, folks on the scene report that the baby-blue Porsche was a replica, rather than a genuine 356 Speedster. That's a relief, as it means the car is valued at far less than the incredibly rare late-1950s Porsche it's styled after. Still, it's some bad luck for the owner.

Is this a prank?!? My cousin posted this pic of a vintage knocked into the Regent’s Canal, N1 by a white van. 🤦🏻‍♂️

— Ricky Boleto (@rickyboleto)

View from other side of the canal. Pic credit

— Ricky Boleto (@rickyboleto)

Turns out this was a replica worth around £30,000. It’s now coming out the canal.

— Ricky Boleto (@rickyboleto)

They’re still trying...

— Ricky Boleto (@rickyboleto)

As for the folks at Unbound, they seem to realize the quality of the video footage they got their hands on:

Hey - for your consideration in the Best British Film category.

— Unbound (@unbounders)
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