Every kid wishes mom had a drifting minivan like this

This Famous Footwear commercial is everything we daydreamed about in the kindergarten pick-up line.

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First things first: Yes, this is a commercial for Famous Footwear. 

It's a puzzling one at that: What does drifting have to do with affordable shoes? 

Quit asking questions and just enjoy the absurdity of this video.

What you've got here is your average , with one minor addition: A GM LS3 V8, like the one you'd find in your , horked out to 550 horses. Oh, and rear wheel drive, for good measure. 

Behind the wheel? None other than master driver and movie stunt pro .

Buckle in, kiddies.

We're not sure who Famous Footwear is aiming for with this video, and to be honest, the overdubbed engine sounds and sped-up footage are borderline annoying. 

No matter—this is the ride you always daydreamed about when you were in the kindergarten carpool line. 

Some kids have all the fun.

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